CHEMISTRY JOKES

1.which element has much weight?
tungston
2. which element has nocturnal specificity?
nitrogen
3.which element can pass all tests?
phosphorous
4.which element can exist anywhere?
platinum
5.which element can travel anywhere?
carbon
6.which element is very small?
aluminium

10 Responses to “CHEMISTRY JOKES”

  1. sana Says:

    wow these jokes are so lame! and every link i open for humor, shows me these gay element jokes.

  2. tboooooone Says:

    a neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a beer.
    the bartender looks at him and says:
    “for you, no charge”

  3. Samantha Says:

    i dont get it :/

  4. Sally-Sue Says:

    i dont like these jokes they dont make any sense, but i like tboooooone’s joke, his is funny. i understand that one ^_^

  5. timmothy Says:

    hahahaha i ladore these jokes! i find them quite delightful! they are hilarious! they made me- l o l ( i think that is what the hip children are using these days)
    But anyways, amazingly funny jokes. dont listen to what all the nit witts say. they just dont understand true humor.

    i stand and applaud to the man who wrote these jokes. bravo and keep up the good work

  6. PIRATHEESH Says:

    VERY NICE AND TRULY
    KEEP IT UP

  7. S Says:

    These jokes are so fucking stupid. Get a life!!!

  8. B-Dawg Says:

    i like these jokes…when i understand them…i have only been taking chem for a month so i dont know much yet but the ones i get are mad niceeee…make moreeee :) <333


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