This letter has been written by Alex Pandian to Telax Pandian.
Chair – Search Committee
412A Naidu Hall,
Sister University( Its University Name)
College Hill, Chennai-600028.
Dear Professor P.Pandian,
Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite of my sister’s outstanding qualifications ( as yours is Sister Institite) and my previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
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