LETTERS OF HUMOUR..

This letter has been written by Alex Pandian to Telax Pandian.

To:
Telex P.Pandian
Chair – Search Committee
412A Naidu Hall,
Sister University( Its University Name)
College Hill, Chennai-600028.

Dear Professor P.Pandian,

Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite of my sister’s outstanding qualifications ( as yours is Sister Institite) and my previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Alex Pandian

Shortest Resignation Letter

Respected Sir,
I love your Wife.

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